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Thursday, May 31, 2012

NOVA Obama

NOVA Obama = No Vacations for Obama (beginning on January 21, 2013).

Hat tip to THE ASTUTE BLOGGERS:


The Obama effect, as Reliapundit says.

Even some in the Democratic Party are running away from Obama!



Monday, April 30, 2012

Accurate and Humorous Definitions

(From The Mammoth Book of Jokes)

Health: the slowest possible rate of dying.

Judge: a law student who marks his own paper.

Tomorrow: the day you were going to clean out the garage.

Honesty: the fear of being caught.

Dust: mud with the juice squeezed out.

Wedding ring: the world's smallest pair of handcuffs.

Inflation: What used to cost $20 to buy now costs $40 to repair.

Justice: a decision in your favor.

Hanging: a suspended sentence.

Tomcat:: a ball bearing mousetrap.