Happy Halloween!

Stogie made this graphic of our three girls at the request of Mrs. AOW.

Cameo and Mysti in the back and Amber in the basket are always ready to trick and to treat!

After-storm posting

Dennis Miller:

"The Obama campaign had to cancel a fundraiser after Hurricane Sandy knocked out the power - just in case you thought God was an undecided voter."

Good one, huh?

Big Storm Coming?

Supposedly, Hurricane Sandy is going to slam us here in Northern Virginia.

Not that we often believe the weatherman. He's wrong most of the time.

Today is my birthday! 

Getting old is a bitch, but getting old is better than not being around to celebrate Birthday #63!

Mrs. AOW and I did celebrate my birthday in advance on Friday evening when we attended a homeschool party for Mrs. AOW's students.  The homeschool group always has lots of food at their parties.

This damn storm had better not interfere with the birthday celebration that Mrs. AOW had planned for me later this week.  We were planning to go out to breakfast at IHOP this week during the day, when the restaurant is less crowded.  We won't be going to IHOP if there are heavy rains and dangerous winds.  The last thing we need is a car accident!

I'm not sure what Mrs. AOW has planned for my birthday dinner today.

Is it 1980 again?

We're going to find out in a few weeks if any of Morris's parallels hold true this time around.

Time for Humor

With thanks to Big Bubba, here's an updated version of an oldie but a goodie:

There is less than a month until Election Day, when the people will decide who will be the next President of the United States.

The person elected will be the President of all Americans, not just the Democrats or the Republicans.

It's time that we all need to come together, Democrats and Republicans
alike.

In a bi-partisan effort for America, consider following the guidelines below:

If you will support Mitt Romney, please drive with your headlights ON during the day.

If you support Barack Obama, please drive with your headlights OFF at night.

Together, we can make it happen!

Independence

It's a milestone day for me!

Today I leave for therapy at 8:30 A.M. and don't return home until 9:30 P.M

I'm going straight from therapy to my local VFW for the monthly pool tournament. Beer and fun with the guys!

For once, Steve doesn't have to help with my transportation because I'm using the paratransit system.

And Mrs. AOW gets a full day off!

Life is for living.


Celebration today, napping all weekend.

How does a thing like this happen?

Work accident: Jose Melena, a Bumble Bee tuna plant employee with six years' experience, was cooked dead in a steamer machine.

What happened? Did Melena pick the wrong place to take a nap?

Jokes about hunting

Q: What is the American Indian word for "lousy hunter"?

A: Vegetarian.

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A group of guys went out deer hunting.

They drew straws to find out who would start doing the cooking.

The guy who drew the short straw made a rule: "If anybody complains about my cooking, then he must take over doing the cooking."

The first day, nobody complained.

On the second day, the cook went out and got a dead groundhog and threw it into the pot fur and all.

Nobody complained.

On the third day, the cook added deer turds to the pot.

Finally, a complaint!

One guys sputtered, "This tastes like sh*t!" Pause. "Good, though! Good, though!"

More jokes welcome in the comments section.

Biden the Court Jester

Stogie's graphic sums up Biden's behavior at the debate:

How can anyone want Biden to get another term?

Obama has a history of chatting shit

The real BS is toward the end of the video:


Hussein is a megalomaniac. Mrs. AOW won't let me use the words I really want to use to describe him.

Build your vocabulary

(Thanks to Big Bubba for the first word)

1. exhaustipated: just too tired to give a shit.

2. optirectumitis: My eye nerve is crossed with my ass never, and I have a shitty outlook on life.

Got any others for me? I love humor!

Obama "chats shit"

(Title of this post inspired by this at Jihad Watch)

Obama is always yapping about how Islam has been such a part of America.

What a crock!

From My Daily Trek, here is the appropriate American response:

Dear Mr. Obama:

Were those Muslims that were in America when the Pilgrims first landedl?
Funny, I thought they were Native American Indians.

Were those Muslims that celebrated the first Thanksgiving day?
Sorry again, those were Pilgrims and Native American Indians.

Can you show me one Muslim signature on the: United States Constitution?
Declaration of Independence? Bill of Rights? Didn't think so.

Did Muslims fight for this country's freedom from England?
No.

Did Muslims fight during the Civil War to free the slaves in America ?
No, they did not.

In fact, Muslims to this day are still the largest traffickers in human slavery.
Your own half-brother, a devout Muslim, still advocates slavery himself, even though Muslims of Arabic descent refer to black Muslims as "pug nosed slaves." Says a lot of what the Muslim world really thinks of your family's "rich Islamic heritage," doesn't it Mr. Obama?

Where were Muslims during the Civil Rights era of this country?
Not present.

There are no pictures or media accounts of Muslims walking side by side with
Martin Luther King, Jr.or helping to advance the cause of Civil Rights.

Where were Muslims during this country's Woman's Suffrage era?
Again, not present.

In fact, devout Muslims demand that women are subservient to men in the
Islamic culture So much so, that often they are beaten for not wearing the
'hajib' or for talking to a man who is not a direct family member or their
husband.

Yep, the Muslims are all for women's rights, aren't they?

Where were Muslims during World War II? They were aligned with Adolf Hitler.
The Muslim grand mufti himself met with Adolf Hitler, reviewed the troops
and accepted support from the Nazi's in killing Jews.

Finally, Mr. Obama,
where were Muslims on Sept. 11th, 2001? If they weren't flying planes into the World Trade Center, the Pentagon or a field in Pennsylvania killing nearly 3,000 people on our own soil, they were rejoicing in the Middle East.

No one can dispute the pictures shown from all parts of the Muslim world celebrating on CNN, Fox News, MSNBC and other cable news networks that day.

Strangely, the very "moderate" Muslims who's asses you bent over backwards to kiss in Cairo, Egypt on June 4th were stone cold silent post 9-11. To many Americans, their silence has meant approval for the acts of that day.

And THAT, Mr. Obama, is the "rich heritage" Muslims have here in America...

Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot to mention the Barbary Pirates. They were Muslims.
And we can add November 5, 2009 -the slaughter of American soldiers at Fort Hood by a Muslim major who is a doctor and a psychiatrist who was supposed to be counseling soldiers returning from battle in Iraq and Afghanistan.

And what about Benghazi? Did you forget about that as well?

That, Mr. Obama is the "Muslim heritage" in America

Muslim Heritage, my a**!

Time for Humor

Thanks, Will!

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his pack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."

Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.

"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."

The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"

"Moses," replied the bird.

"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"

"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."

Amber!

She is such a sweetie!

Mrs. AOW has more photos.

Saudi's Idea of Women's Liberation

Another great graphic from Big Bubba!

Women are now allowed to drive in Saudi Arabia:

Time for Humor

 

Q: What do Iran and Hiroshima have in common?
Answer below the fold.

Government Motors

What the government touches, the government turns to junk: