Friday, January 27, 2012

Thursday, January 26, 2012

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Friday, January 20, 2012

If Only!

That this Solyndra scandal will bring down the Obama administration like a house of cards, or at least prevent his re-election:

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Obamanomics

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We can't take four more years of such crap!

All the other things I'd like to say about this are unprintable!

Monday, January 16, 2012

Rat Families Mustn't Be Separated

Are you kidding me? You can't make this stuff up!  D.C. protects rats as wildlife that must be protected.

Can we apply this same kind of thinking (moving out entirely families of vermin) to Democratic politicians and their families?

But, please, don't move them - rats and Democratic politicians are the same thing, after all - to Virginia!

PS: I know of only one reason to be a Democrat.  Have you ever heard of a good piece of elephant?

Saturday, January 14, 2012

Not A Self-Portrait

But almost:




If there is anything I HATE, it's voice-mail menus and cutesy voice-mail greetings.

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

The Coming Election

The primary goal should be getting Barack HUSSEIN Obama out of the White House. He's got to be the worst President EVER. America is never going to be the same again even IF he's voted out of office.

My parents used to say, "Things can't get much worse." In the past three years, things have gotten so much worse that I'm glad my parents aren't around to see this! FUBAR!

So far, all the GOP is doing to defeat Barack HUSSEIN Obama is shooting themselves in the foot, with the media's help, of course.

Sunday, January 8, 2012

I've Won An Award!


Mrs. AOW and I are now officially a 2011 Blogging Super Couple of the Dextrosphere.  So says Zilla of the Resistance.

Thanks, Zilla.

Saturday, January 7, 2012

Hospital Bloopers

These actually appeared on hospital charts:

1. The patient refused autopsy.


2. The patient has no previous history of suicides.


3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.


4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.

Friday, January 6, 2012

Great Post!

The other day, Mrs. AOW found this on her blog rounds when she visited Frankenstein Government. Excerpt:
...[Our loser politicians] are in the mother of all Catch 22's. They can't raise taxes- because there simply isn't enough money to cure this mess and people are taxed out and will vote them out. They refuse to cut government funding because they are convinced the world will go to hell in a hand basket without some giant waste of money like the Department of Education.

That leaves politicians with one option. Take care of their own personal lives and fortunes and grab as much largesse as they can while they can....
The rest of the post is just as good. Go read it!

I feel like our country is disappearing before our very eyes.

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Monday, January 2, 2012

Start The New Year With Laughter




A lady walks into a bar and tells a drunk sitting at the bar, "If you were my husband, I'd fix you a drink filled with poison."

The drunk replies, "Lady, if you were my wife, I'd drink it."