If a tree falls in a forest and kills a Muslim, does anyone care?
In the recent earthquake in Pakistan rescuers recovered 10,000 bodies and tomorrow they are going into the second house.
Q: What's the Muslim word for that useless part surrounding a vagina? A: A woman.
Q: What book is shorter than "French Military Victories?" A: Modern Islamic Inventions.
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir was unused to the salt in American foods (French fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies etc.) and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water.
Time and again, Abdul would scamper off and return with a glass of water.
But, then came the time when he returned empty-handed.
"Abdul, you son of an ugly camel, where is my water?" demanded the Grand Emir.
"A thousand pardons, O illustrious One," stammered the wretched Abdul, "An infidel is sitting on the well."
Voting is just about the only thing in the United States that you DO NOT have to produce an ID to do. When you follow the logic, the only logical conclusion is so that it can allow for fraud. The evidence for the past 40 years is that voter fraud always works in favor of the Democrats. The Democrats are the only ones opposing voter ID. I do not know of any other country where you do not have to produce a voter ID.
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"It's not the people who vote that count. It's the people who count the votes."
That said:
http://www.politico.com/blogs/burns-haberman/2011/12/iowa-gop-moving-votecount-to-undisclosed-location-108812.html
Let's not stay stupid my friends.
Q: Why is there so much food at a Muslim wedding?
A: To keep the flies off the bride.
If a tree falls in a forest and kills a Muslim, does anyone care?
In the recent earthquake in Pakistan rescuers recovered 10,000 bodies and tomorrow they are going into the second house.
Q: What's the Muslim word for that useless part surrounding a vagina?
A: A woman.
Q: What book is shorter than "French Military Victories?"
A: Modern Islamic Inventions.
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir was unused to the salt in American foods (French fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies etc.) and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water.
Time and again, Abdul would scamper off and return with a glass of water.
But, then came the time when he returned empty-handed.
"Abdul, you son of an ugly camel, where is my water?" demanded the Grand Emir.
"A thousand pardons, O illustrious One," stammered the wretched Abdul, "An infidel is sitting on the well."
That's supposed to be "the most interesting man in the world?"
...not.
That is a fantastic graphic!
Voting is just about the only thing in the United States that you DO NOT have to produce an ID to do. When you follow the logic, the only logical conclusion is so that it can allow for fraud. The evidence for the past 40 years is that voter fraud always works in favor of the Democrats. The Democrats are the only ones opposing voter ID. I do not know of any other country where you do not have to produce a voter ID.
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