Showing posts with label education. Show all posts
Showing posts with label education. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

The New Pledge of Allegiance

Mrs. AOW has been working in Christian education since 1978.

She found the following, written by a 15-year old, who got at A+ on the paper:
"New Pledge of Allegiance"
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Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.
If scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.
Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That's no offense; it's a freedom scene..
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.
For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all..
In silence alone we must meditate,
God's name is prohibited by the state.
We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks...
They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.
To quote the Good Book makes me liable.
We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King.
It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong,
We're taught that such 'judgments' do not belong..
We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles..
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd.
It's scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school's a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!
Amen

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Somebody Needs Phonics

They've jumped off the cliff, all right:


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Next time you pay your local taxes to finance the public schools, remember what you're paying for: a failed education system.

Thursday, January 26, 2012

Thursday, December 29, 2011

Can't Blame This School

Parents have legitimate rights to complain and to make inquiries. But apparently the parents at this school went too far:



My parents didn't whine at the school when I didn't do my homework. Instead, I got an ass beating!