New version of "Flying Purple People Eaters"

A little something that Mrs. AOW found on her blog rounds today:

Big mistake. For them, not us.

Barack Hussein Obama's refusal to go to the border shows him up for the hypocrite that he has been all along:


Maybe it's too far away from the November election for his mistake to matter.

On the other hand, it just might matter!

This border mess has put Obama and the Democratic Party at a disadvantage.

This is another result.

Power crazy politicians overreach every time.

New element discovered

Received in an email:

Scientists recently announced the discovery of a new element, thought to be the most dense of all other elements. They are calling it Pelosium.

Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 2333 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of -311. These particles are held together in nature by a dark force researchers are calling morons, and these are surrounded by vast qualities of inepton.

Nancy Pelosi recently said that a Congressional pay cut "undermines the dignity" of Congress critter's jobs.

Dignity? That ship has sailed. Long ago!

An observation

Received in an email:

During the 3-1/2 years of World War 2 that started with the Japanese bombing of Pearl Harbor in December 1941 and ended with the Surrender of Germany and Japan in 1945, the U.S. produced 22 aircraft carriers, 8 battleships, 48 cruisers, 349 destroyers, 420 destroyer escorts, 203 submarines, 34 million tons of merchant ships, 100,000 fighter aircraft, 98,000 bombers, 24,000 transport aircraft, 58,000 training aircraft, 93,000 tanks, 257,000 artillery pieces, 105,000 mortars, 3,000,000 machine guns, and 2,500,000 military trucks.

We put 16.1 million men in uniform in the various armed services, invaded Africa, invaded Sicily and Italy, won the battle for the Atlantic, planned and executed D-Day, marched across the Pacific and Europe, developed the atomic bomb, and ultimately conquered Japan and Germany.

It's worth noting that during the almost exact amount of time, the Obama administration couldn't build a web site.

Computer technology = garbage in, garbage out!

Does this make sense?

Absurdity!

Canadians can’t purchase incandescent bulbs, but they can buy crack pipes out of vending machines.

It's this kind of crap that makes me try to avoid hearing or reading the news.

Unfortunately, Mrs. AOW keeps me informed.  She's a news junkie.

Obamacare dental plan

Dentures cost a small fortune.

Time for humor

Received in email from Mrs. AOW's lifelong friend:

Pelosi declared saint by Catholic Church

Last Saturday afternoon, in Washington, D.C, an aide to Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi visited the Cardinal of the Catholic cathedral in D.C. He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next day's Mass, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Pelosi to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Pelosi a saint.

The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the woman, and there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain of Pelosi's views.

Pelosi's aide then said, "Look, I'll write a check here and now for a donation of $10,000 to your church if you'll just tell the congregation you see Pelosi as a saint."

The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well, the church can use the money, so I'll work your request into tomorrow's sermon."

As Pelosi's aide promised, Pelosi appeared for the Sunday worship and seated herself prominently at the forward left side of the center aisle. As promised, at the start of his sermon, the Cardinal pointed out that Pelosi was present.

The Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation, "While Congresswoman Pelosi's presence is probably an honor to some, the woman is not numbered among my personal favorite personages. Some of her views are contrary to tenets of the Church, and she tends to flip-flop on many other issues.

Nancy Pelosi is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker and a nit-wit. Nancy Pelosi is also a serial liar, a cheat, and a thief. I must say, Nancy Pelosi is the worst example of a Catholic I have ever personally witnessed. She married for money and is using her wealth to lie to the American people. She also has a reputation for shirking her Representative obligations both In Washington and in California. The woman is simply not to be trusted."

The Cardinal concluded, "But, when compared with President Obama, Pelosi is a saint!"

Time for humor

Worth a thousand words and all that:

No doubt!

Besides, the Redskins play in Maryland, and the team's owner lives in Maryland, too.

Time for humor

With thanks to Big Bubba, who emailed me this joke:

A fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.  All the typical answers came up - fireman, mechanic, businessman, car salesman... and so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes to music in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little Justin aside. 

"Is that really true about your father?"

"No," the boy said.  "He works for the Democratic National Committee and helped to get Obama elected, but it's too embarrassing to say that in front of the other kids."

Is Obama capable of telling the truth?

What will Congress do? Go to war?

The world really has gone mad!

What a mess America is in!

Obama's "leadership"

This is what it amounts to:

How's that workin' out for ya?

Have Obama supporters in Detroit learned a lesson? I doubt it!

Settle down!

From Stogie, who made the scooter graphic on my sidebar:

Time for humor

With thanks to Big Bubba, who mailed me this great bit of advice

A guy is walking along a Florida beach when he comes across a
lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it
a rub.

A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.

The guy thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live
forever."

"Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant
eternal life."

"OK, then, I want to die after the Democrats balance
the budget and eliminate the debt.

"You crafty little bastard," said the genie.

Political Humor: Jay Leno

Quite a news cycle we're in!

Idiocy is forever

I thought all along that all the recent political scandals that so many blogs have covered would make no difference to those who think that Obama is oh so wonderful! So far, liberals have proved me correct! They claim that he didn't know, and so does that Press Secretary Jay Carney.

Video: "What is wrong with white people?"

Something that will never appear on the evening news:

The perfect graphic!

Mrs. AOW found this, and I just had to put it here on my blog:

If these leaders really didn't know what was going on right under their noses, then the best I can say is, "They're unfit to govern."