Saturday, May 17, 2014

New element discovered


Received in an email:
Scientists recently announced the discovery of a new element, thought to be the most dense of all other elements. They are calling it Pelosium.

Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 2333 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of -311. These particles are held together in nature by a dark force researchers are calling morons, and these are surrounded by vast qualities of inepton.
Nancy Pelosi recently said that a Congressional pay cut "undermines the dignity" of Congress critter's jobs.

Dignity? That ship has sailed. Long ago!

5 comments:

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Was that you singing on that video?

Stanley Kowalski said...

Nancy always looks a little tipsy at her pressers. I wonder if she's got a tapped keg under her desk...

Kid said...

nana has a yearly $100,000 bar bill just to stock her free airplane.

Duckys here said...

But it's certainly a heavier element than Gohmertiom.

Thersites said...

Heavier? Denser, I'll grant you.