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Scientists recently announced the discovery of a new element, thought to be the most dense of all other elements. They are calling it Pelosium.Nancy Pelosi recently said that a Congressional pay cut "undermines the dignity" of Congress critter's jobs.
Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 2333 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of -311. These particles are held together in nature by a dark force researchers are calling morons, and these are surrounded by vast qualities of inepton.
Dignity? That ship has sailed. Long ago!
5 comments:
Was that you singing on that video?
Nancy always looks a little tipsy at her pressers. I wonder if she's got a tapped keg under her desk...
nana has a yearly $100,000 bar bill just to stock her free airplane.
But it's certainly a heavier element than Gohmertiom.
Heavier? Denser, I'll grant you.
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