Are you kidding me? You can't make this stuff up! D.C. protects rats as wildlife that must be protected.
Can we apply this same kind of thinking (moving out entirely families of vermin) to Democratic politicians and their families?
But, please, don't move them - rats and Democratic politicians are the same thing, after all - to Virginia!
PS: I know of only one reason to be a Democrat. Have you ever heard of a good piece of elephant?