Ohio State's Urban Meyer on one of his players:
"He doesn't know the meaning of the word fear. In fact, I just saw his grades, and he doesn't know the meaning of a lot of words."
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Q: Why do Texas fans wear orange?
A: So they can dress that way for the game on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up trash on Monday.
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Q: What does the average Alabama player get on his SAT's?
A: Drool.
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Q: How many Michigan freshmen football players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. That's a sophomore course.
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Q: How did the Georgia football player die from drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on him.
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Two West Virginia football players were walking in the woods.
One of them said, "Look, a dead bird."
The other looked up in the sky and said, "Where?"
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A University of Cincinnati football player was almost killed yesterday in a tragic horseback-riding accident.
He fell from a horse and was nearly trampled to death.
Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the horse.
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Q: What do you say to a University of Miami Hurricane football player dressed in a three-piece suit?"
A: "Will the defendant please rise."
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Q: If three Florida State football players are in the same car, who is driving?
A: The police officer.
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Q: How can you tell if an Auburn football player has a girlfriend?
A: There's tobacco juice on both sides of the pickup truck.
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Q: What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?
A: A full set of teeth.
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University of Michigan Coach Brady Hoke is only going to dress half of his players for the game this week.
The other half will have to dress themselves.
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Q: How is the Indiana football team like an opossum?
A: They play dead at home and get killed on the road.
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Q: Why did the Nebraska linebacker steal a police car?
A: He saw "911" on the side and thought it was a Porsche.
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Q: How do you get a former Illinois football player off your porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.
4 comments:
MR. I think this is your best work.
Odie,
I enjoy making fun of football!
Good Stuff man.
Sustained laughter.
Well done.
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