A Muslim burglar broke into a Christian home one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his robe, clicked his flashlight out and froze.
When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, clicked the light back on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Frightened, the burglar shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I am just trying to warn you."
The muslim relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who among the Jinn of the underworld are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the Muslim laughed. "What kind of stupid infidel would name a parrot Moses?"
"Probably the same kind of infidel that would name their Rottweiller Jesus," the bird answered.