Brrrr!

News reports are saying that we're having the coldest month of the century.

I believe it!

The snowy owl has even returned to Washington:

The Scottie Pinwheel

Pets get all wound up at feeding time:

Amazing Mother Nature

Check out the link and the video.

People say stupid things

I got a new Page-A-Day Calendar for Christmas - The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said. Here are a few items from the calendar:

The Newlywed Show host Bob Eubanks: What is your favorite thing to buy by the foot?

Contestant: Shoes.


Support your parish rummage sale—a good chance to get rid of things not worth keeping but too good to throw away. Bring your husband.

(church bulletin announcement)


Hospital receptionist: Yes?

Patient: I’m here to register for my autopsy.

(conversation at a hospital registration desk)

Time for humor

I got a new joke book for Christmas: The Ultimate Bathroom Joke Book.

The entire first chapter is filled with jokes that are "Short and Snappy."

 Here are a few one liners from the book:

Nothing sucks more than that moment in an argument when you realize you're wrong.

A clear conscience is a sign of a bad memory.

I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even put it into the food.

A fool and his money are soon elected.

Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your children.

Save the earth! It's the only planet with chocolate!

Cat truths

Why humans can never outsmart cats: