I got a new joke book for Christmas: The Ultimate Bathroom Joke Book.
The entire first chapter is filled with jokes that are "Short and Snappy."
Here are a few one liners from the book:
Nothing sucks more than that moment in an argument when you realize you're wrong.
A clear conscience is a sign of a bad memory.
I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even put it into the food.
A fool and his money are soon elected.
Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your children.
Save the earth! It's the only planet with chocolate!