I got a new Page-A-Day Calendar for Christmas - The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said. Here are a few items from the calendar:
The Newlywed Show host Bob Eubanks: What is your favorite thing to buy by the foot?
Contestant: Shoes.
Support your parish rummage sale—a good chance to get rid of things not worth keeping but too good to throw away. Bring your husband.
(church bulletin announcement)
Hospital receptionist: Yes?
Patient: I’m here to register for my autopsy.
(conversation at a hospital registration desk)
3 comments:
Plan ahead, you can never be too early.
Good one, Woodsterman! LOL!
tmw
:)
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