Hi Mr. AOW. You're going to enjoy blogging, and being on the internet. It will open up whole new worlds for you. I can only use 1 hand and it takes forever, but I get it done eventually! LOL
“I have this customer,” he began. “He calls his rabbi and says, Rabbi, I have a problem. I have tickets to the Phillies-St. Louis game and it’s Yom Kippur. What should I do?’ “
“No problem,” says the rabbi. “You can record it!’ “
“Oh!!” the customer cries. “That’s great! I didn’t know you could record KOL-NIDREY*!!”
HI, Mr. AOW! I am SO happy you're going to be joining us!
"Babes and beer! Life is good!"...yes, indeed...especially when YOUR babe is the magnificent Mrs. AOW :-)
We love her and her blog and we've come to love you through it, too.........wishing you ALL the best. have fun! Keep us company here on the blogosphere, okay!?
A doctor at the asylum decided to take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going well. As the national anthem started, the doctor yelled, ''Up nuts!'' And the inmates complied by standing up. After the anthem he yelled, ''Down nuts!'' And they all sat. After a home run he yelled, ''Cheer nuts!'' And they all broke into applause and cheers. Thinking things were going very well, he decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he returned there was a riot in progress. Finding his assistant, he asked what happened. The assistant replied, ''Well...everything was fine until some guy walked by and yelled, ''PEANUTS!''
S - I gave my dog to the Animal Welfare Society and they gave me $100,000 for him! M - What?! They paid you $100K for that rabies stricken, fleas ridden Mongrel? S - Not real $100K... They gave me two Persian cats worth of $50K each!
A man walks into a Starbucks with his iPad... He suddenly realises he needs to fart. He logs into Itunes and ups the volume thinking 'the music is loud no one will hear' So he farts... When he looks around, everyone's staring at him Then he realises... He was listening to his iPad with headphones.
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Welcome to the blogosphere, sweetheart!
Dear Dave,
Blogging is the best medicine !
http://goo.gl/iARHZ http://goo.gl/qAQTZ http://goo.gl/XU2rw
MORE TO COME !
Alex.
Thanks, Alex!
AOW is working on details for my blog. For now, I'm using a photo of a Mustang convertible for my avatar.
I can't wait to get my own computer! Coming soon. I hope.
Babes and beer! Life is good!
Have another one... http://goo.gl/xii4C Lechaim!
Mr. AOW's good friend Steve called a little while ago. He's taking Mr. AOW out to the VFW (a bar) tonight. No special occasion.
Steve is a wonderful friend -- like you are. Wish that you lived near us. You and Mr. AOW would really hit it off and be great company for each other.
Hi Mr. AOW. You're going to enjoy blogging, and being on the internet. It will open up whole new worlds for you. I can only use 1 hand and it takes forever, but I get it done eventually! LOL
Nice flag! have a "cold one"... http://goo.gl/YvbJa
Alex,
Last night, I got in the mood to tweak the appearance of this blog. Hence, the flag.
Mr. AOW had a good time last night at the club. He drank an extra beer "for you." So, he's sleeping in this morning. LOL.
As for the last picture you posted here, well, Mr. AOW really loved that one. He likes, ahem, robust women.
Welcome to blogging. I think you'll find it very rewarding.
BTW Mr. AOW. I've heard a lot about you from AOW. You have a big reputation to live up to now.
Joke
“I have this customer,” he began. “He calls his rabbi and says, Rabbi, I have a problem. I have tickets to the Phillies-St. Louis game and it’s Yom Kippur. What should I do?’ “
“No problem,” says the rabbi. “You can record it!’ “
“Oh!!” the customer cries. “That’s great! I didn’t know you could record KOL-NIDREY*!!”
*(Closing prayer)
Mr. AOW should have his iPad no later than his birthday, October 28.
Alex,
As you know, Mr. AOW LOVES jokes! Keep 'em coming. That way, Mr. AOW will have something to read once he gets the iPad in his hands.
I've been working on Mr. AOW's blog list. Check it out!
HI, Mr. AOW! I am SO happy you're going to be joining us!
"Babes and beer! Life is good!"...yes, indeed...especially when YOUR babe is the magnificent Mrs. AOW :-)
We love her and her blog and we've come to love you through it, too.........wishing you ALL the best. have fun! Keep us company here on the blogosphere, okay!?
xxx Z
Z,
Mr. AOW doesn't have use of his left hand, his dominant hand.
I'll help him post, but he'll have to do his own comments -- and make his own blog rounds.
How awesome! Great to have the Mr. about! :)
Hey Mr. AOW, Looking forward to you blogging
Another Joke
A doctor at the asylum decided to take his inmates to a baseball game.
For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands.
When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going well.
As the national anthem started, the doctor yelled, ''Up nuts!'' And the inmates complied by standing up.
After the anthem he yelled, ''Down nuts!'' And they all sat.
After a home run he yelled, ''Cheer nuts!'' And they all broke into applause and cheers.
Thinking things were going very well, he decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge.
When he returned there was a riot in progress.
Finding his assistant, he asked what happened.
The assistant replied, ''Well...everything was fine until some guy walked by and yelled, ''PEANUTS!''
I swear to WALHALLA that I would pour
gasoline on the M/F and set him on fire!
http://goo.gl/j7pyh
Srulik to Moyshe:-
S - I gave my dog to the Animal Welfare Society and they gave me $100,000 for him!
M - What?! They paid you $100K for that rabies stricken, fleas ridden Mongrel?
S - Not real $100K... They gave me two Persian cats worth of $50K each!
Alex,
Message from Mr. AOW...
Keep the jokes coming. I will have my iPad soon.
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Expert in woodoo & Black Magic!
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WIMIN! OUT!
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More WIMIN! http://goo.gl/YyHri
Happy iPADay to you!
A man walks into a Starbucks with his iPad...
He suddenly realises he needs to fart.
He logs into Itunes and ups the volume thinking
'the music is loud no one will hear'
So he farts...
When he looks around, everyone's staring at him
Then he realises...
He was listening to his iPad with headphones.
http://goo.gl/T9rUd
Alex,
Where do you find all these jokes?
Mr. AOW is loving them!
Rabbi Google knows them all!...
Some of the M/Fs (Modified Funnies) are mine!...
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