Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Unsuccessful Pickup



A guy spots a pretty girl at the end of the bar. He approaches her and yells over the music, "Would you like to dance?"

"I really don't like this song," she answers. "And even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you."

"I guess you didn't hear me over all this noise. I said, 'You look fat in those pants.'"


(from A Guy Walks into a Bar...by Michael Lewis)

6 comments:

Brooke said...

Scorch-Pow! :)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

That's my pick up line. I was thinking of trying a new one.

Mr. AOW said...

Odie,
Better try a new line. You can't have success by telling a woman that she looks fat. This I know from personal experience.

Mr. AOW said...

Brooke,
Yeah, scorched earth time. He's lucky to still have his family jewels.

PALADIN said...

That is a GOOD ONE ! LOLSSSSS ! i'll be telling it at work tommorow.

-FJ said...

BWAH! That's the best joke I've heard all week. Thanks for the laugh!