Sunday, June 24, 2012

Time for Humor: If Only...

Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers?

Well, here it is:

There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son's family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 7-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time - pancakes, ice cream, and candy? -- Just him
and his granddaughter.

One particular Saturday, however, he had a bad cold and really didn't feel like being up at all. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would be disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for the drive and breakfast.

When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed. "Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" he asked.

"Not really, Pa Pa, it was really boring. We didn't see a single asshole, queer, lesbian, piece of crap, horse's ass, liberal pinko democrat Obama lover, blind bastard, dipshit, Muslim camel humper, or son of a bitch anywhere we went!"

Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?


Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Poetic ... simply poetic.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Glad you're up and about Dude!

Always On Watch said...

Well, he's sorta up. At our age, any surgery is exhausting!

His eye looks fine, and vision is good. And now that he has stereoscopic vision, his depth perception is back; as a result, he's not having as many scooter collisions on the left side.

Brooke said...

Whoa. Sounds like riding in the car with my brothers!

I'm glad the eyesight is doing well!