Saturday, April 5, 2014

Time for humor

From The Ultimate Bathroom Joke Book:
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home, and when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge the car into the highway traffic.

The problem with trouble-shooting is that trouble shoots back.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even put some in the food.

If it's the psychic network, why do they need a phone number?


Speedy G said...

So where's the "potty" humour? ;)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

These are all good.

Kid said...

Lots of wisdom and interesting questions there.