From The Ultimate Bathroom Joke Book:Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home, and when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge the car into the highway traffic.
The problem with trouble-shooting is that trouble shoots back.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even put some in the food.
If it's the psychic network, why do they need a phone number?
3 comments:
So where's the "potty" humour? ;)
These are all good.
Lots of wisdom and interesting questions there.
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