Blonde Jokes

Q: What is the mating call of a blonde?


A: "I am sooooooo drunk."

Another joke below the fold....

A blonde walks into a bar and says, "Barkeep, give me a martooni."


The bartender goes back and fixes her a martini.


She downs it quickly and says, "Barkeep, give me another martooni."


So he goes back and fixes her another drink.


She downs that, then just sits there.


After about 10 minutes, the bartender says, "Would you like another?"


"No, thanks," she says. "I've got this terrible heartburn."


The bartender says, "Okay, I can't just stand by and let this happen. There are three things wrong here. Number 1: It's a martini, not a martooni. Number 2: It's bartender, not barkeep. And Number 3: You don't have heartburn. Your left boob is in the ashtray."

(from A Guy Walks into a Bar...by Michael Lewis)