THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY... 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. 'I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.'
A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG... THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR...
WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'
THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM..
SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.
THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID..........'WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT?.....I'M GETTING A
FAX!!'
5 comments:
HAHAHAAA!!!
Actually, it amazes me that people still use fax machines.
That was pretty crappy. Why do I love it when the oldsters put one over on the youngsters?
Feel guilty that I laughed at that one.
Duck,
Well, it IS a funny joke.
Mr. AOW collects jokes -- as you may or may not know. In fact, he's been collecting jokes since junior high.
All kinds of jokes.
It is very difficult for me to find any joke that he hasn't heard before. But the one posted here was new to him.
This is an oldie but a very goodie!
I also love the screen saver behind your side bar, Mr. AOW...that is SO SO COOL! I love it!
hugs to you! z
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