Health: the slowest possible rate of dying.Judge: a law student who marks his own paper.
Tomorrow: the day you were going to clean out the garage.
Honesty: the fear of being caught.
Dust: mud with the juice squeezed out.
Wedding ring: the world's smallest pair of handcuffs.
Inflation: What used to cost $20 to buy now costs $40 to repair.
Justice: a decision in your favor.
Hanging: a suspended sentence.
Tomcat:: a ball bearing mousetrap.
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All good ... and that last one purr-fect.
Like Odie, I like that last one best. But for those who don't know female cats are the best mouse-catchers by far.
Kawanio che Keeteru, Mr. AoW!
Show it to Mrs. AOW, she will love it!...
http://goo.gl/HtHJg
Alex,
You are exactly right. Mrs. AOW loved that graphic!
Laughter is the best medicine. My Granny was always saying that, among other homilies, but they were all true.
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