Friday, April 13, 2012

Time For Humor

Sent to me via email by my good friend JP:

HYMN # 365

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

Sermon complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'"


SEE YOU AT THE RIVER!

4 comments:

Brooke said...

Yep, I'll see you at the river! ;)

Z said...

Get me a glass :-)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Drinks for everyone ... just follow him to the river.

Black Sheep said...

"Take me to the river. Drop me in the water". Talking Heads song.