Monday, January 21, 2013

Little Johnny

(with thanks to Big Bubba)

The teacher asks the kids in class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

Little Johnny: "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day."

The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson . . . .

"And you, Tanya?"

"I wanna be Johnny's bitch!"

3 comments:

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Tanya was always wild, but good sense.

Ducky's here said...

One of my nieces is named Tanya. Sounds about right.

Kid said...

LOL !