(with thanks to Big Bubba)
The teacher asks the kids in class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Little Johnny: "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day."
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson . . . .
"And you, Tanya?"
"I wanna be Johnny's bitch!"