Monday, January 21, 2013

Little Johnny

(with thanks to Big Bubba)

The teacher asks the kids in class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

Little Johnny: "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day."

The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson . . . .

"And you, Tanya?"

"I wanna be Johnny's bitch!"


Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Tanya was always wild, but good sense.

Ducky's here said...

One of my nieces is named Tanya. Sounds about right.

Kid said...