Wednesday, August 8, 2012

More Humor

With thanks to Big Bubba, who emailed this joke to Mrs. AOW:

The Gold Urinal

Before Obama was elected President he went to see Bill and Hillary for some campaign advice, at their spacious home.

After drinking several glasses of kool-aid, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom.

When he entered Clinton 's private toilet, he was astonished to see that Clinton had a solid gold urinal! Wow!

That afternoon, Obama told his wife, Michelle, about the urinal. "Just think,' he said, 'when I am President, I too could have a gold urinal. But I wouldn't have something so self-indulgent!"

Later, when Michelle had lunch with Hillary, she told Hillary how impressed Obama had been at his discovery of the fact that, in his private bathroom, Bill had a gold urinal.

That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary smiled and said to Bill:

"I found out who peed in your saxophone."

3 comments:

Brooke said...

I could actually see that. Heh.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Hey Bill, play a tune for me Dude.

-FJ said...

Never lose that sense of humour, Mr AoW.