“Thank goodness you’re here, officer!” she gasped. “I almost had an accident. I looked up, and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to avoid it but there was another tree. I swerved to avoid that one and there was another. It was terrifying!”
Calmly, the officer reached through the window to the rearview mirror and said, “Ma’am, there was no tree. It was your air freshener.”
(from Page-A-Day Calendars)
I hate those pine-tree air fresheners for cars.
Years ago, Gene Tracy told a joke about those air fresheners: "This car smells like somebody sh*t a Christmas tree." True 'dat!
More of Gene Tracy (rated R, maybe X - Sorry, ladies!):